So you're a 4chanfag, or a 420chan fag, or even an EDfag, and you've recently experienced Internet Tough Guise who get their pleasure from making other people unhappy (ie, lulz.) Now, we're all familiar with that, amirite? The lulz are what life for a chanfag or an EDfag is all about. Can you really hate them for doing it for the lulz? No, not really. Of course, they couldn't hate you for getting back at them as well, but that isn't what this article is all about.
No, this article is about telling you what you can do with your time other than bitch and moan. Being separated from your imageboard lover can be hard, but stop pussying around and take this shit like a man.
1.) Create some original content motherfuckers
You know how you waste all your time reposting some shit and then bitching about how other people do the same thing? This is a good time to get your digital camera out and go take some pictures of some drunken homeless people jerking off onto Oscar the Motherfucking Grouch's trash can or some shit. Use some Google image search and find some shit that's never been shooped before and SHOOP IT UP. Just figure out some fucking original ideas with some fucking funny shit and GET TO WORK.
2.) Clean your fucking computer desk
Goddamn, you fucking pig, when is the last time you cleaned your goddamned desk off? Are those wrappers from Chinese take out from three years ago or what? Why do they have their own cuntlicking ecosystem, you lazy ass motherfucker? Obviously nobody else is cleaning it for you, so get to work. Use some lysol and disinfect that keyboard and mouse, while you're at it, the years of semen caked on it are out of control. If a woman even looks at your fucking computer she'll probably get pregnant. If a woman would go near you. Which leads us to...
3.) Goddamn, motherfucker, stop fapping to furry porn and go get yourself a boy/girlfriend
Yeah, I know, this is a hard concept to bring yourself to accept, but the truth of the matter is that you're missing out on a lot. Cuddling is awesome, and you're missing out by not talking to someone who you're interested in. Having someone to go on /b/ with and harass people with is fucking amazing. That's rite, even /b/ is better with a partner. Sex is better with a partner than with your hand, too. Goddamn, fuck.
4.) Get out of the motherfucking house and go for a walk or go swimming or some shit
You need some fresh air and some sun, cuntdiver. You are severely lacking in Vitamin D and twenty minutes of exposure to direct sunlight would probably do you some good. Stretch those muscles before they atrophy.
5.) Go get some Vitamin C before you get some fucking Scurvy
Yeah, you may know that in the olden days, people who sailed the seven seas used to get Scurvy because they were extremely deficient in Vitamin C. Well, guess what, fuckface, so do computer geeks who live off of Coke and Doritos. You need to go eat some oranges before your gums start bleeding and your teeth start falling out and some shit.
Go eat some food with some other vitamins while you're at it. Go fucking shopping and buy some shampoo, too, you greasy motherfucker!
6.) Organize the folders on your computer, you cuntbubble
You've got porn everywhere. You don't even know where it all is. A /b/ folder that has over 9000 images in it with no rhyme or reason to it? Maybe you should sort that shit out. Porn is much better when you can find it. Plus, it's always good to have things separated because when you invite your friends over to circlejerk, at least they won't have to know that you like seeing Japanese women get shat upon by men dressed like Ligers.
7.) Read a book
The internets are a great place and all, but fuck, is it so hard to go out and read a novel or a book about quantum physics or some shit? No! Go get a book and take it out to the park or to the bar or somewhere and just sit down and read. It'll do you good to expand your mind beyond the confines of *chanfaggotry.
8.) Call your goddamned mother and father and tell them that you love them
You sick fuck, you've been spending how much of your waking life looking at the Little motherfucking Mermaid with a dick getting a blowjob from Flounder? Shit, don't you think your mom and dad want to hear from you and know that you're still alive? They love you or some shit, just call them and say hi and ask how their day is.
Any other fucking suggestions?